She was totally surprised when we got there and absolutely loved it! We had dinner at Bertoldi's and then headed back to her house to pre-drink before heading out. Unfortunately, we couldn't get into Barney's since it was PACKED (the weather was nice so of course the WHOLE TOWN of London wanted to be out at a patio) so we ended up at Mansion. Unfortunately, everything went downhill from there. There was nobody (have you ever been to a club where there is room to run around in circles? yeah...), a drunk chick wouldn't let us out of the bathroom until we paid the girl who gave us soap, my dress got stuck in my shorts at the back (i wished I was wasted then...but i wasn't...), the dj was garbage (WHO plays trance for half an hour, snoop dogg for half an hour, pop for half an hour...SERIOUSLY!?! I can be a DJ too...) and the host did more talking than entertaining...(if you're going to do an MJ tribute, stop talking and start dancing/singing...).
We couldn't even get the birthday girl trashed cause everything was just so bad...! Definitely going to have a better execution plan next time! Nonetheless, happy belated to the bestest :)
The hightlight of the trip was probably seeing that 3 years old sucking on her mom's boobs for milk on the greyhound. It was like a train wreck you couldn't bear to watch but you had to cause it's just that horrible.
Oh and finding out that the dress I bought her was from Abercrombie kids...yeah f!ck you Abercrombie and your stupid clothes that looks the same. What 8 years old wears lacy, short, lingerie-type tank tops and booty shorts!? Ugh...This doesn't even do justice..the materials were all cut up and not something for kids! I swear...would you want your tween to wear this out?!?!
1 comment:
lmao i loved the whole story and the who abrecrombie kids things yeah those are a bit grown up looking
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Vi from Cali
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